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Continuing in the one-man-war against my landlord, a return shot has been fired, in the form of this letter. In Dutch of course, when the agent and the landlord know full well I dont speak/read/care about (joke) the language of my father country.
Bastards.
Well, if they want me to move, theyre going to have to pay. And I am going to hire Calven Klein models as my removalists.
A collegue (actually my masseur) might be wanting to rent out the 2nd level of his house in the Oud South, which has kind of a Toorak feel, for you melbournites reading. It's about 20x the size of my current place and recently renovated. Its not fully furnished, but I guess a few trips to Ikea will cover that. Its in this street I think.
Thoughts/warnings/jealous rages welcome..
JASPER
August 31st, 2006 at 5:57 pm
Note:
He does not have to pay if he is really going to live there. He is liable for your extra costs if he uses his argument as an excuse and in fact just wants to sell the joint or wants a new tenant because you are such a …..
Yours sincerely,
your lawyer
Jasper
Ryan
August 31st, 2006 at 6:08 pm
…Calven Klein models and a pack of LV-wearing Chihuahua’s to pull the moving truck.
Ryan
August 31st, 2006 at 6:10 pm
…and I’m assuming the word you left off was “stud”..?