My ‘celebrity humiliations’ page was clearly not funny or entertaining in any way, so it as ungracefully been scrapped from this site.

Instead, I am posting a much more me-relevant page about Holland, how I got here, what I’m doing and the things about this strange place that I love and hate.

I was going to write it over a few weeks and then post the whole thing on-line, but I couldn’t resist the temptation of inflicting my poor spelling and grammar on you all along the way, so if you want to see a work in progress, click on over to the ‘Holland’ page, up there in the menu.

If you want to be a darling and let me know of any really bad typos or have any constructive criticism, I am always grateful to hear from you. At the moment its only just a baby, so go easy. I’ll tart it up over time with some pictures and other things to keep the reader from falling into a state of unconsciousness. But for the moment I recommend a small bump of your recreational pharmaceutical of choice before you wander on over.

Enjoy!