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And now from the category of “how did i not know about this” comes: So You Think You Can Dance

The American Idol of dance - unbelievably me: Fat girls (in both senses of the word) in tight clothes trying to grand-jette on stage before being slagged off by three bitchy judges. The winner apparently gets a spot in Celine’s Vegas Extravaganza (yes, the one that was suspiciously on hiatus the very week I was in that foul city) - because of course, any dancer worth their bunions is dying to get into that show.

I. Love. It.

Tonnes of clips on YouTube, but get them off bittorrent to see it in optimal, cringe-inducing glory.

Thanks to Dane for the tip-off!