…or does everyone feel like they can’t breathe when their internet connection is down? SEVEN hour outage today at work!!! I was about to start burning office-furniture fire in order to communicate via smoke signal.

Seriously, how did we live before the internet? Was I even alive?

Of course when it was connected, I had a grand total of ONE email waiting to be delivered (thanks Robert). But dammit - if i can’t YouTube, blog and read about Paris Hilton during work time, what is the point of getting out of bed in the morning?