I found another one! Seriously, how fantastic is ’surprise’ choreography? I live for the day when I have a secret dance routine prepared and just burst out with it to everyone’s surprise and/or horror.

I think the closest I will ever get however, was my triple pirouette into the water during last Mondays swimming squad (it was a legitmate cool down activity, I swear). It somehow caught the eye of the coach, prompting him to put me on the spot, in front of the whole squad, to demonstrate what he called a “perfect” technique. Of course once everyone was staring at me I was far too embarrassed, politely declined the request and begain internally chastising myself for spending so many hours refining the technique in my lounge room.

Sometimes I just have the music in me.

Anyway, MJ-inspired-wedding vidoes are the new black I’ve decided. All I need to see now is a ‘Beat It’ style dance-off between the brides and grooms sides during an actual cermony and that’s it. Get me to a chapel.