I’ve never seen child-abuse, pirates, gold rings, big hair, skipping ropes and rabid-Christianity tied together so beautifully as in this fantastically inspiring story:
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Hmmm, I’m tempted to hang them from trees and beat with their christian skipping ropes myself! Poor things would have been better off in Vietnam than having to endure being taken in by a Texan christian do-gooder who forces them to listen and choreograph “unique” routines to evangelical music! But going out to purchase a rope and downloading Amy Grant’s entire back catalogue as I type! I think I may still have some long socks and terry towelling hot pants left over from some dance party soewhere.
Barry
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:58 am
I heart incoherent, big hair wearing, deluded, spank loving Texas women. Everywhere.
Dane
July 15th, 2007 at 9:10 am
Hmmm, I’m tempted to hang them from trees and beat with their christian skipping ropes myself! Poor things would have been better off in Vietnam than having to endure being taken in by a Texan christian do-gooder who forces them to listen and choreograph “unique” routines to evangelical music! But going out to purchase a rope and downloading Amy Grant’s entire back catalogue as I type! I think I may still have some long socks and terry towelling hot pants left over from some dance party soewhere.