r v l . c o m

Yes, I’m already making it about me.

Congratulations to my youngest sister Jasmin and her soon-to-be-husband, whom I have never met, Hayden.

I’m still trying to decide if my speech should include a surprise Michael Jackson routine, or is it etiquette to give the bride and groom first dibs on that? Who know these days?

I guess now the race is on to see who can squeeze out grand kids first. And we all know how much I hate to lose.

Wanted: one fertile lesbian.