For some reason, possibly related to my messiah-like-obsession with her before she went off the rails, literally every person I have spoken to recently has asked what I thought of the following MTV performance:

  • In general, I feel sorry for her, but happy at the same time she is making a comeback. I thought she looked either wasted, nervous or possibly constipated.
  • I don’t understand why after an extended hiatus, where one’s lifestyle choices were somewhat scrutinised by the world media, would you come back with a song and performance imitating a Vegas stripper. No-one thinks you’re being ironic, just slutty.
  • The body/outfit: Overall, I really do think she looks pretty good. Pretty good for a regular person, but not for Britney. Why, oh why, would you get on stage for the first time in eons, wearing only a bra and panty set, especially after having 2 kids and maybe not being at the top of your game?
  • The song doesn’t completely suck, after a few listens it’s quite catchy, although my official review will be held off until the dance remixes are released.
  • But in conclusion, it’s good to have her back :)