This weekend I’m making a special guest appearance at:

http://smashsplash.kouroseindhoven.nl/zwemmen.html

Personally I think there should be the option of sexathon, no not THAT kind, the kind where you compete in all six sports in one event (Sextathalon? I’m sure there’s a real name for it).

I would so win, what with my ability to move seamlessly from gymnasium work to the ballroom dancefloor. Plus I already have outfits for both. Maybe there will be a suggestion box.

Set for xmas!

My usual method for buying xmas gifts for friends and family is buy multiple items of things I would actually like to receive myself. That way chances are at least one person will be away, or no longer a friend by the time the big day rolls around, which means I invariably end up getting to keep at least one gift. It’s tough to act surprised when giving yourself a gift, but I manage to pull it off.

This year I have chosen the following fantastic items from theonion.com store:

The tote is my favourite - so funny! Place your orders now people.