This is where I get all self indulgent (for a change) and tell you about myself, what makes me tick, why I’m making this website, and why Posh was/is my favourite Spice Girl….
So, here’s the 411 (and a good excuse for me to play with little icons):

I am Australian.

Before moving to New York in May of 2008,
I lived in Amsterdam for three years.
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I turned 32 this year.
I remember when my Dad turned 32.
I was born in a town called Point Lonsdale,
but spent most of my childhood living in Ocean Grove.

When I started university I moved to Geelong,
then to Melbourne for my postgraduate studies (and to have a life)
After much gnashing of teeth,
I got my Phd in bioinformatics and molecular biology/oncology

I studied and worked at the Peter MacCallum Cancer Centre
and The University of Melbourne.
I used to be MUCH fatter than I am now; I lost about 40kgs/80lbs.
[all 'before' photos have been destroyed - thank me later].

I have a brother Justin, who died when he was young,
I also have two sisters Rachel & Jasmin,
both now married and all grown up.
I think of them all three of them, practically every day.
I have swum since I was old enough to walk.
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I am a total technology junkie,
I like to question things,
I sometimes get annoyed at things too easily,
I am good at entertaining myself.
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I love music, especially vocal/house/diva dance music.

I have about 1/10th of dad’s creativity and mum’s tenacity.
Thankfully, I also have about 1/10th of their hair.
I really love dogs and would like another of my own one day.
I miss my friends in Australia a lot .
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I take great pleasure in celebrity humiliations.

I want an X5, so bad it hurts.
I don’t actually know what ‘the 411′ means.
Bitching