Time for some Diva defense
Jun 25th
I seem to spend a lot of my time defending the honour of certain women in my life.
Probably the most controversial of my musical likings has been Jessica Simpson (left and HOT). I am not going to try and list all the reasons why I think she is fantastic here, but I ask you to listen to this track (ok, remix) and just try TELL me you dont love her.
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My first Amsterdam BBQ…
Jun 24th
…was held in my tiny and overgrown courtyard last night. By all accounts it was a success with the reviews received to date being very complimentary.
The dogs actually behaved themselves remarkably well, besides some carpet-pooping overnight which I guess it to be expected from puppies in a new environment. All i can say is thank god for air freshener.
I am quite loving this double-singlet look I have copied from practically everyone. Not loving how bad my skin looks – doing a face mask as soon as I finish this post. Butch, I know.
THE perfect outfit is slowing coming together…
Jun 22nd
In what has to be the perfect accessory for the megaphone helmet with shoulder-mounted battery packs, currently rocking Chris and my worlds, I present to you the Ultimate Hoodie.
O
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Get me one now.
Sunglasses au Paris
Jun 22nd
Sunglasses seem to be one of the few accessories for which it is socially
acceptable, almost required, to flaunt a designer brand these days. Even seen Amish are practically wearing Versace bling on their faces of late. The whole thing still seems a little vain to me, but what the hell.
Keeping in mind I will be buying them in Paris, thus enhancing their coolness at least 100x, these are my current inclinations…
Option 1 (D&G):

Sick :(
Jun 22nd
My throat feels like I've swallowed a cactus and my head is far too sore to be using a computer.
So of course I will spend the whole day online. La la la.
…
This track below is from the Chillion Sessions Summer Collection 2003, which also sported one of my favourite MOS album covers – such a good "summer" image concept. Ok, i was looking for an excuse to use my cool new image effect. You love it.
Anyway, boring… there's something this song I just really love. It will pop into my head every now and then, for no apparent reason, other than my general undiagnosed schizophrenia of course. Or possibly because the worlds most boring city (ie. Adelaide) is mentioned.
Why Adelaide? But then Rotterdam is in there also… and Paris also. Hmmm.
It actually sounds like dialog from a movie, or text from a book perhaps?
Strange, but tres cool. Here 'tis:
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